Their telephone menus and hold messages are in the typical bubbly female voice. While on hold, she cheerfully told me:
Are you in an abusive relationship? Tell the police, your doctor, or even a friend. Abuse rarely stops after the first incident, despite what your abuser may tell you. Tell someone and get help, before it's too late.
Good message, I suppose... but hearing it in the happy tone of some female voice talent somehow made it feel a little disingenuous. (Go re-read that quote in your best Minnie Mouse voice, and you'll get the idea.)