Good News - Bad News from Verizon

I received this letter from Verizon FiOS this week, informing me that the monthly service rate is going up to $47.99 (from $39.99).

Fortunately, I confirmed via phone that the rate increase doesn't actually affect me, since I just signed a new contract with a bundled rate for data, TV and phone.

The kicker is the fluffy corporate slogan at the top of the letter:

The only thing better than Verizon FiOS today is Verizon FiOS tomorrow.

Excuse me? The only difference between today and tomorrow is the price I'm paying!